You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Curved blue script at the

Curved blue script at the bottom reads "Island of Hawaii

A cyan-outlined rounded rectangle frames "SCUBA SQUAD" in white

and seagulls

the train dodge

Averageman's superpower is remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store on the third trip back to the car

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Curved blue script at theSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red