Ewing Oil Co - Dallas, Texas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Light Blue Logging and flatulence sharing the

Logging and flatulence sharing the same two-word phrase is proof English was designed by a committee of middle schoolers

and the unshakable belief that blackjack cures heartbreak

and boots pushing an oversized snowball across snowy white ground

and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs

Distressed cursive script reads "There goes" above large white script lettering reading "Roy Hobbs" with orange outlines and swooping underline tails in a vintage baseball logo style

Ewing Oil Co - Dallas, Texas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Light Blue Logging and flatulence sharing theThe family business where backstabbing was a quarterly deliverable and getting shot was just another Tuesday. Corporate America wishes it had this level of commitment to hostile takeovers. Inspired by Dallas. The Details: Features a vintage oil company logo with a red Texas state outline, an oil derrick illustration, and text reading "Ewing," "Oil Co.," "Est. 1930," "Dallas, Texas" with a lone star in red, white, and blue distressed typography. Fit &