Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKS

matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKS AND MINING CO

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

This shirt is outrageous

with detailed musculature and a watch on his wrist

beside a cartoon portrait of Phil Connors in a gray herringbone coat and yellow scarf holding a microphone

Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKSVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.