Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

With 56 automatic AMF lanes

Half the stadium thinks it's real merch

CA" with gold text reading "1984" beneath it

Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic textVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.