WWJBD - Unisex T-Shirt marion Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "BITE ME" in a weathered

Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

Inspired by Bruh man

Celebrate surviving the wildest office party ever with our "I Survived the 1988 Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party" 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Tee

and three cubicle drones turned a field into a crime scene over a malfunctioning printer

WWJBD - Unisex T-Shirt marion Distressed white block text readsMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"