Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and white paws peeks over

and white paws peeks over the edge

They call it Scranton

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and white paws peeks overNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters