Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL matching golden-yellow text reads "BOO-BEES

matching golden-yellow text reads "BOO-BEES

A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Inspired by The Empire Strikes Back

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL matching golden-yellow text reads "BOO-BEESFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH