Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt snl Rufus delivered that future tourism

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

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Willow Grove Park Lanes earned its bold claim as "The Bowling Palace of the World" when it opened in the late 1950s outside Philadelphia

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Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt snl Rufus delivered that future tourismRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering