Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt kirksville " at bottom

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Pulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics

Large decorative golden-yellow text reads "BUGGY WHIP" across the center

A high-contrast white portrait of Del Griffith appears to the right

mid-stride with glove and ball

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt kirksville " at bottomMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork