The Boys Are Back In Town - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt tombstone ILLINOIS" and "BI-STATE LEAGUE" beside

ILLINOIS" and "BI-STATE LEAGUE" beside a cartoon anthropomorphic pocket watch character wearing a tilted baseball cap

Dracula dressed in full vintage horror drag is doing a lot of heavy lifting to cover for three letters your brain already read correctly the first time

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

" and "RUM

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

The Boys Are Back In Town - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt tombstone ILLINOIS" and "BI-STATE LEAGUE" besideJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus