Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "WELTON ACADEMY" flanking a vintage illustration of stacked red and olive books with a red quill in an inkwell

Red cursive text below reads "Cleveland

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a silhouette of a female roller skater strikes a dynamic pose beside a silhouette of the Statue of Liberty

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Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered