The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

separated by dots

Inspired by Porky's

Bold red and blue text reads "RED BARBER

Formalizing the business just justifies the gas money

The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text readsBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen