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Vernon's bull speech is the most authoritative thing ever said by a man who lost an argument to a janitor over bourbon

Arched bold white text with dark outlines reads "I DON'T BELIEVE" across the top

Competing in the "Ohio League

Distressed script text reads "Miners" with a swooping underline

Partying like it's 1984 requires a stars-and-stripes bandana

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