You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and yellow

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Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

a blue pom-pom on its head

Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half

Bold white uppercase block text reads "I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS" centered in two lines

You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and yellowOregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone. The Details: Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8 bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains