Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt baton rouge Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top

" Smaller charcoal block text below reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE

TX | BIG STATE LEAGUE" above the numbers "19" and "48" flanking a vintage woodcut-style pirate with a bandana

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

One of them is literally about to explode and the other is 90% sodium

Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt baton rouge Distressed white script text readsNo one can resist Pete Schweddy's balls. They're delicious, they're seasonal, and they've been a holiday tradition since that legendary NPR appearance. The recipe has been handed down through generations of Schweddys, each batch sweatier than the last. Inspired by Saturday Night Live. Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls. Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish," "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls," "No One Can Resist My