National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " A vintage hand-drawn navy

" A vintage hand-drawn navy illustration depicts a baseball batter in mid-swing wearing a period uniform and cap

Brad Hamilton wore both with the dignity of a man who hadn't quit yet

" White block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above a smaller golden-yellow line reading "SUNSET LEAGUE

They were actually building a weapon for the CIA's Crossbow assassination program

A pink flamingo in a one-legged pose stands centered between two green palm trees

National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " A vintage hand-drawn navyJoining the National Sarcasm Society requires zero dues, zero meetings, and zero interest in your feelings. Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified. The Details: Golden yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY." Smaller white text below reads "LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching