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Get Toned Not Stoned - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrotv Employee of the month atPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold