Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Every bruised knee just proved

Every bruised knee just proved the concept

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

Dark brown text reads "RE 1-1424" and "9129 JEFFERY AVE

Both versions end with someone lying motionless on the table

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Every bruised knee just provedAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid