If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Unisex T-Shirt paris flanked by "Since 1916" and

flanked by "Since 1916" and a decorative diamond border in orange

followed by "Connecticut League" in matching golden-yellow serif type

Alex Trebek

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

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If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Unisex T-Shirt paris flanked by "Since 1916" andRanking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction. That period at the end isn't punctuation, it's a closed negotiation. The Details: Rounded white bubble style lettering in a groovy 1970s inspired serif font reads "If I can't bring my dog I'm not going." stacked across five centered lines, with a period punctuating the final word. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring